best cooker ever

i can tell everyone in the world i am the most amzing cooker ever. the scars i have on my finger is the price i pay to became such wonderful cooker.
when my uncle needs to go NJ for work, when my aunt is almost giving birth my other cousin, when my mother volunteers to take care 3 little angels, but she tell me to do everything for her volunteering job, i think is time for me to show everyone my excellent cooking skill.
so, i decide to make Mei Fun, which will perfectly show my talent. i got the dish after 2 hours of the hard working. finally, i make it looks completely black. i think beacuse i put too much oyter sauce and a little, a little overcook, but i feel great, beacuse the orginal color of mei fun is white, no one be able to turn it to the dark color beside me.
i don't give angles wait so long, since they have been sitting over 3 hours for video game. they must be tired. so i give them the mei fun. and they love it.
only one problem, they think the favor is too light, so they ask for more spicy, so i turn back to the kitchan, i add 7 teaspoon curry sauce for each of them.
well, if they sick, that's price they pay for lazy to order the food by themselves, for playing the video games instead helping, for cause me do the most hateful job in the world, a babysitter. so i force them to eat all of them.